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Lonesome Highway (Ireland)
Jefferson Pepper
Christmas In Fallujah, American Fallout
Not a Christmas album, although several songs allude to that particular time of year, rather another album that looks at America today and comments on the absurdity of it all. M-16 talks about the toy version that sets boys up to be soldiers, while noting that the company that makes the toys also makes the real guns. This is done to a roots rock electric guitar backing. The instruments adding flavour to this are pedal steel, fiddle, mandolin, Dobro and banjo. Pepper has a nasal voice and delivers the song with restraint, as he does with Bethlehem, PA or with grit and determination on the punk styled This Land Is Your Land. Other songs sit in a more mid-tempo setting but all are well handled with some strong guitar intertwined as on Deceived. The traditional Soldier’s Joy an old-time style instrumental adds to the variety of tone and mood on the album. The sad song Why? deals with loss and conveys this both in the lyric and in the musical mood. Other than the traditional song and his pointed cover of Woody Guthrie’s song, Pepper has written all the songs and he is, in many ways, a modern day protest singer in the mould of Steve Earle. There is a hidden track that again picks up the seasonal theme, Plastic Illuminated Snowman, which closes the album as it began with strident guitars and a protesting voice.
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By The River, by David DeKok (US)
You don't hear many protest songs on the radio anymore.I'm not sure if a song like Barry McGuire's "Eve of Destruction" (1965), or Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth" (1967), or, God forbid, "Ohio (1970), by Neil Young, would even come up for air today in an American radio world choking under the grasp of corporate radio monsters like ClearChannel and Cumulus Media. Back then, radio station D.J.'s could often decide or at least influence what they played on their shows, as I did when I spun the disks at the Hope College radio station, WTAS. So if you never heard a great protest song like "Christmas in Fallujah" recorded by Jefferson Pepper in 2005 on his own American Fallout label, you are forgiven. But if you confuse it with the song with the same title by Billy Joel and budding corporate rock star Cass Dillon that just came out--it is completely different--you're headed straight for that special Hell where the only music you'll hear all day long is "Precious and Few" (1972) by Climax, a sappy ballad that presaged the worst of corporate rock. But I digress. Pepper lives in Newberry Township, Pa., south of Harrisburg, and is married to the writer Lauri Lebo. He recently put a video of his original "Christmas in Fallujah" up on YouTube as a response to the Joel-Dillon video on YouTube. The songs and videos are as different as two songs with the same title can be. Pepper's is a true protest song, a tribute to a neighbor, 22-year-old Army medic David Maples, who spent a year in bloody Fallujah. It is also a larger tribute to American troops who are in a hellhole for George W. Bush and must deal with the severe mental wounds from the collateral damage they inflict on Iraqi civilians in the name of something or other. The Joel-Dillon song, on the other hand, is support-the-troops propaganda that will be popular at Young Republican rallies and evangelical church youth group meetings. It says nothing against the war in Iraq, nothing at all. It has the unmitigated gall to imply that Osama bin Laden is actually living in Iraq and directly responsible for the carnage in that sad and dying country. In other words, it could have been penned by the Republican National Committee. Imagine if a singer in Germany during World War II had released a song called, "Christmas in Stalingrad" about the brave and valiant German troops fighting the beastly Russians under horrible conditions and you'll get what I mean. George W. Bush will be humming along to it on the Stairmaster. Pepper sings his own "Christmas in Fallujah" over photos and words of David Maples. It is a mournful portrait of young Americans caught up in a beastly conflict they don't understand and only barely support. When it is done, you feel relief that Maples came home safely and you hope against hope that his fellow soldiers will soon follow. It is very patriotic, unless your patriotism has no room to admit that George W. Bush led America down the road to disaster. December 11, 2007
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Unsportsmanlike Comment, by Rube Waddell (US)
CHRISTMAS IN FALLUJAH SMACKDOWN: BILLY JOEL vs JEFFERSON PEPPER December 13, 2007 In this corner, the popular favorite from Long Island, N.Y., Billy “The Piano Man” Joel. More than three years after frustrated U.S. forces reduced the ancient Iraqi city of Fallujah into a 19th century collection of archeological rubble, and more than four years after George Bush declared “Mission Accomplished,” the 58-year-old Joel arrives on the scene with an anti-war anthem, “Christmas in Fallujah.” Joel did not write it for himself, but for 21-year-old rising star (if Billy Joel’s writing songs for you, Columbia Records says you’re a budding star) named Cass Dillon. In the other corner Jefferson “Spritzie” Pepper, a scrappy songster and a former high school wrestler from Newberrytown, Pa. In 2005, when Billy Joel was drying out at the Betty Ford Center in California, Mr. Pepper was hard at work on his debut album, Christmas in Fallujah. Title track was inspired by the saga of 21-year-old David Maples, a friend and neighbor whom the writer watched mature from a sweet, innocent boy into a war-weary Army medic. Special guest judge for this main event is deceased R&B legend and wife-beater extraordinaire Ike Turner. TALE OF THE TAPE Up first: Battling Billy Joel SPORTS CONNECTION: Credited with performing the first rock concert at Yankee Stadium, though people with any blood left in their veins might take exception to the categorization of Joel’s music as “rock.” First singer to perform the national anthem at the Super Bowl twice. Has banner hanging in Philadelphia’s Wachovia Center commemorating 46 sold-out shows. DAY JOB: Banging 26-year-old wife Katie, writing songs for 21-year-old male ingenue, avoiding the liquor cabinet at all costs. GOOGLE POWER: Nearly 8.4 million hits. CLAIMS TO FAME: Member of Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Songwriter’s Hall of Fame, once married to Christie Brinkley, six-time Grammy winner DEFINING EARLY HIT: The Piano Man BAND: Billy Joel and His Nameless Lackeys LABEL: Columbia Records REASON FOR WRITING CHRISTMAS IN FALLUJAH: God knows. Or as one uncharitable Internet critic said, “Wow. Thanks for weighing in, drunken has-been. I guess we can end the war now.” Really, aren’t there any other devastated cities in the Iraqi wasteland that would make a nice backdrop for a comeback-from-irrelevance Christmas anthem? Christmas in Kirkuk? Basra? Samarra? Najaf? Tikrit, for God’s sake? Perhaps it was a simple as the chance to rhyme Fallujah with hallelujah. CHORUS: It’s Christmas in Fallujah, Billy Joel’s safe at home, we’re killing Iraqis in the desert, we’re the legionnaires of Rome BEST LINE: There is no justice in the desert because there is no God in hell. GRUNT’S-EYE VIEW: It’s evening in the desert, I’m tired and I am cold; But I am just a soldier, I do what I am told. OSAMA REFERENCE: They say Osama’s in the mountains, deep in a cave in Pakistan, but there’s a sea of blood in Baghdad, a sea of oil in the sand. YOUTUBE VIDEO: Aside from an introduction from the songwriting legend himself and the bizarre stage presence of a company of soldiers in desert camoflauge chanting a disturbing “hoo-rah” or some such nonsense, mostly forgettable.
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IKE SAYS: Sad and sweet, nearly liked him complete when he wore a younger man’s clothes. Unfortunately, I went to my grave wanting to bitch-slap the little pussy for “Honesty” and “Just the Way You Are,” two infernal pieces of treacly dogshit that my ears never quite recovered from.
Get this, my bitches: He’s down, and I’m out.The challenger: Joltin’ Jefferson Pepper SPORTS CONNECTION: Turned down invitation to sing national anthem at the annual “Dirt Duel to the Death” at Susquehanna Speedway in May 2005, citing longheld belief that “Sports creates an Us vs. Them mentality which conditions men to kill and die for their countries, often in grotesque and meaningless fashion.” DAY JOB: Landscaping contractor, door-to-door daylily salesman GOOGLE POWER: 2,560 hits BAND: Jefferson Pepper and the Varmints in Heaven LABEL: American Fallout Records CLAIMS TO FAME: Built awe-inspiring Beer Can Museum, which artfully houses a collection of more the 50,000 different cans, the second largest such brewerania exhibit in the world. First singer-songwriter-radical-commie-pinko to write and record a song titled “Christmas in Fallujah.” Founder and host of the annual Newberry Bash. Architect of Rocky Point Crab Colisseum. DEFINING EARLY HIT: The Dungeness Gimp REASON FOR WRITING CHRISTMAS IN FALLUJAH: Got fucking pissed off and wanted to hurt somebody. Bad. His therapist, a hopeless, out-of-touch idealist, told him the pen was mightier than the sword. CHORUS: Uncle Sam’s made a list, he’s checkin’ it twice, he’s gonna find out who’s naughty or nice; But sometimes the names they get mixed up, if we get ‘em right half the time that’s close enough BEST LINE: That’s not the sound of reindeer up on your roof at night, we’re coming down your chimney with guns and blinding lights GRUNT’S-EYE VIEW: Don’t blame it on us soldiers, we’re only doing what we’re told; Never had a spoon of silver, now I’ve got a broken heart of gold OSAMA REFERENCE: And I’m going to have to live with all these nightmares that I’ve seen; Never taught to know the difference between Osama and Hussein YOUTUBE VIDEO: Not to be watched on a full stomach or an empty conscience. IKE SAYS: “Badass. This hombre is one batshit crazy motherfucker. Not to be messed with in any condition, especially stay clear after he throws down a fifth of potato vodka. More dangerous than Ray Lewis with a machete.
Get this, my bitches: J-Pep bitch-slaps Billy-J and reigns as Dead Ike’s new and indisputed Christmas in Fallujah champion.”
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